After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
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Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
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If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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