we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
