So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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