I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
There r osticjed everywhere
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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