so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Randomize
