I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
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I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
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I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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