Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
the liver wants what the liver wants
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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