at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
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Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
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hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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