is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
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you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
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Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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