i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
it's not cheating when I paid for it
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
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Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
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I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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