Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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