i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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