Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
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Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
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Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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