what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
my poor anus
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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