no. you can't hotbox the world.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
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September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
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I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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