do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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