Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
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