I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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