careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
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I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
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I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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