i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
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