I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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