how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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