i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
handjob tips. give me some.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Randomize
