The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Randomize
