Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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