I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
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What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
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I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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