our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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