three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
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Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
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NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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