You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
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Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
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We're not piercing ourselves today.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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