Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
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