I seem to have left my pride at pride
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
