i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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