I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
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I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
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They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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