My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
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She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
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I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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