Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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