after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
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Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
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I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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