Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
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She's just so happy...and so naked.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
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he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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