She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
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Regret, thy taste is box wine.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
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I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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