Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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