The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
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Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
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Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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