yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
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Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
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While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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