i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
i think i have two assholes
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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