My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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