I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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