Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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