She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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