That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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