Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
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