We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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