Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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