We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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