Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
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Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
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Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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