I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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