speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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