she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
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Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
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It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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