I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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